Affiliate Program
Earn from recommendations that matter.
If you write, create, or speak about pleasure, wellness, or sexual health—and Mylemonsuctiontoys products fit your audience—we'd love to share revenue with you. Honest commissions, fast payouts, no middleman.
Standard commission per sale
Tier 2 (after 50 sales)
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Monthly payout schedule
How it works
1 · Apply
Email [email protected] with your channel, audience size, and why Mylemonsuctiontoys fits. We approve based on fit, not follower count—thoughtful, engaged communities welcome.
2 · Receive your dashboard
Approved affiliates get a tracking dashboard via Refersion. Custom links, an optional discount code for your audience (10% off), and real-time analytics.
3 · Promote naturally
We don't dictate format. Your voice, your platform. We provide samples on request, high-res imagery, and talking points. FTC-compliant disclosure required.
4 · Get paid
Net 15 monthly via PayPal or wire. After 50 verified sales, you automatically graduate to Tier 2 (25% commission).
What we look for
Quality of audience over size. A 5,000-follower newsletter from a sex educator beats a 500K-follower fast-content account every time. We look at engagement, fit with our customer base, and how thoughtfully you treat pleasure and intimacy.
Editorial freedom. We don't approve scripts. We don't ask for revisions. We trust you to know your audience. We do require FTC-compliant disclosure (#ad, 'sponsored', 'affiliate link'—your choice) and we'll never ask you to make claims our materials don't support.
Long-term partners. We'd rather have 30 affiliates we work with for years than 300 one-time partners. The Tier 2 commission, exclusive previews, and direct communication are designed for that.
Curious whether you'd be a fit? Email [email protected] with your channel and one sentence about your audience. We reply to every application within a week.